I don't even think I can describe here what my first and only Weatherspoons experience in the UK involved. Suffice to say it involved full drunken, female nudity at about 9pm on a Friday.
Roll back there a minute, Ted...
Could you clarify what you mean by "full drunken, female nudity".
Is that yourself or someone else?
Would it be better written as "naked fat bird" or "pissed chick with no clothes"?
Just for research purposes is all...
And yes Weatherspoons is rough.
I was in one in Whitechapel once at about 4 O'clock in the afternoon and there were people off their heads there. With kids.