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 Post subject: Re: The 'Pin Creative Solutions Thread
PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:54 am 
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Inis Man wrote:
Make a compulsory purchase order on a massive piece of underutilised bog somewhere in the midlands.
Divert all unemployed builders to said bog, and build a feckin' humongous pyramid bigger than the biggest one in Egypt.
Tell no one what it's for.
If you build it, they will come, more and more every year, wondering what it's all about.
When they come, flog 'em expensive souvenirs and overpriced Coca Cola.


Become the 'High Priest of The Bog Pyramid' with your millions of nutty naive followers and you will be minted in no time!


Shrek already has that role although it may become vacant in the near future.

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 Post subject: Re: The Suggestion Box - Cunning Plans for Economic Recovery!
PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:21 am 
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taipeir wrote:
These assumptions are wrong on a number of levels.

First of all nobody learns a language and gets rich from that. You need a skill (or two) and a language. I have three skills, scientific, business and foreign language and that's why I got hired in my last job. That's the way the world is going- multiple skills

Hiring a translator..I've heard that one before. Obviously speaking Chinese gives you an ADVANTAGE against other candidates in working with the world's 2nd largest economy, something very useful in future careers. Who gets hired other things mostly being equal, the guy who needs the translator or the guy who doesn't....hmm. Who can manage the workforce effectively, who can read what's going on around him, who can sell and train the workforce...hmmm. China is already one of the world's biggest markets for almost any good or service you can think of.

The article was written 4 years ago, how many new law graduates getting employed in Ireland now??? Business graduates with no foreign language skills?? Even business graduates with European language skills?? How quickly does the world change?

If the law or bus. grads spoke Chinese I guarantee you a couple of openings will be there for them that they wouldn't have.
It may not be economic recovery for Ireland if a few more graduates learned Chinese but it's part of the bigger picture, the country's economy depends on the skills and education of the workforce. It comes from the individual first, not the whole. I think a lot of Irish people understand that having gone back to get post-grad degrees recently.

Why do so many Asian companies place their European HQs in Holland, Germany and Belgium? Multilingual skilled workforces (with direct flights to Asian cities). In Asia it is almost impossible to get a good job without foreign language skills. Many graduate opportunities in good companies need TWO foreign languages e.g. Korean/English or English/Japanese, believe it or not!

My idea is to provide direct flights to Asia and build Irish brands and cultural and educational representation in Asia. But the main thing Ireland needs to do is reduce costs across the board!

Some good analysis there. The thing to keep in mind is that there will be no quick fix solution to Ireland's economic woes. Just like the original Celtic Tiger, it will require a combination of a multitude of sound policy decisions and investment decisions over a long number of years. We successfully tailored our educational, legal, commercial and taxation systems towards attracting US multinationals in the 90's. We just have to learn to do the same towards multinationals from elsewhere, the obvious source being China.


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 Post subject: Re: The Suggestion Box - Cunning Plans for Economic Recovery!
PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:34 am 
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My idea is to provide direct flights to Asia and build Irish brands and cultural and educational representation in Asia.


Good one! BD

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 Post subject: Re: The Suggestion Box - Cunning Plans for Economic Recovery!
PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:03 pm 
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Here is my suggestion for economic recovery.

Test the entire adult workforce for mathematical ability, more than 2 million people.

Offer a prize for those in the bottom 20% consisting of tickets to various exotic destinations, mexico, cambodia etc.

Cancel the passports and citizenship of these individuals while they are on holiday.

The remaining workforce will then be "above average". As is well known, we have to be "above average" to compete in global markets.

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 Post subject: Re: The Suggestion Box - Cunning Plans for Economic Recovery
PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:59 am 
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I see some German politicians have suggested Greece sells off a few of its islands to cover some of her debt.

I've always thought we needed something similar. I'm sure some of our islands are of great strategic importance and could be sold off to some country as a naval base.


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 Post subject: Re: The Suggestion Box - Cunning Plans for Economic Recovery
PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:47 am 
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bungaloid wrote:
Here is my suggestion for economic recovery.

Test the entire adult workforce for mathematical ability, more than 2 million people.

Offer a prize for those in the bottom 20% consisting of tickets to various exotic destinations, mexico, cambodia etc.

Cancel the passports and citizenship of these individuals while they are on holiday.

The remaining workforce will then be "above average". As is well known, we have to be "above average" to compete in global markets.



Right, here's another suggestion:
Ireland should still have good contacts on the Olympics Committe thanks to Lord Killanin living here (is/was he Irish?)
Work those contacts to have BOG SNORKELLING made an official sport from the 2016 Olympics onwards.
Then offer tax breaks to allow international world-class bog snorkellers AND their families and trainers come here YEAR ROUND.
Get the global message out there that Ireland has some of the best training bogs ANYWHERE in the world.
And let's start working NOW towards hosting the World Bog Snorkelling Championships in 2013, reckoned to be worth over 85 million euro to the economy.


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 Post subject: Re: The Suggestion Box - Cunning Plans for Economic Recovery
PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:51 am 
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I see some German politicians have suggested Greece sells off a few of its islands to cover some of her debt.

I've always thought we needed something similar. I'm sure some of our islands are of great strategic importance and could be sold off to some country as a naval base.


I never liked Inishbiggle anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: The Suggestion Box - Cunning Plans for Economic Recovery
PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:42 pm 
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How about this, instead of the North becoming part of a united Ireland the south votes to become part of a united Northern Ireland and lets the Brits pay for us (again). :x

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 Post subject: Re: The Suggestion Box - Cunning Plans for Economic Recovery
PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:52 pm 
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Maybe just start by offloading Donegal to the Brits. So many of them like their yellow reg plates they might as well make it legit.


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 Post subject: Re: The Suggestion Box - Cunning Plans for Economic Recovery
PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:37 pm 
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bungaloid wrote:
Here is my suggestion for economic recovery.

Test the entire adult workforce for mathematical ability, more than 2 million people.

Offer a prize for those in the bottom 20% consisting of tickets to various exotic destinations, mexico, cambodia etc.

Cancel the passports and citizenship of these individuals while they are on holiday.

The remaining workforce will then be "above average". As is well known, we have to be "above average" to compete in global markets.



And then import loads of cheap labour from exotic destinations like mexico, cambodia etc to do the menial jobs? Making the circle of life complete.


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 Post subject: Re: The Suggestion Box - Cunning Plans for Economic Recovery
PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:12 pm 
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How about getting rid of transition year in schools?

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 Post subject: Re: The Suggestion Box - Cunning Plans for Economic Recovery
PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:01 pm 
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Mossy_Heneberry wrote:
How about getting rid of transition year in schools?


Interesting idea, why do you propose this?

How about removing the "Transition year" part of it and just making it another normal school year?

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 Post subject: Re: The Suggestion Box - Cunning Plans for Economic Recovery
PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:24 pm 
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Mossy_Heneberry wrote:
How about getting rid of transition year in schools?


Interesting idea, why do you propose this?

How about removing the "Transition year" part of it and just making it another normal school year?



How about just mitching off the whole of secondary school, heh heh, that'll teach 'em a lesson they won't forget


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 Post subject: Re: The Suggestion Box - Cunning Plans for Economic Recovery
PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 10:50 am 
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whizzbang wrote:
Mossy_Heneberry wrote:
How about getting rid of transition year in schools?


Interesting idea, why do you propose this?

How about removing the "Transition year" part of it and just making it another normal school year?


Well when I was in school I went straight from third year into fifth year. We has a fourth year but that was for group cert, I was an inter cert.

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 Post subject: Re: The Suggestion Box - Cunning Plans for Economic Recovery
PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 3:10 pm 
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How about removing the church from all schools and devoting the time to teaching the children science they could use in the future instead of pseudoscience as practiced by those green eejits.

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